Ewww...Why are people so gross?

So I have a really big lab exam tomorrow and while I was in lab one of my classmates showed me the e-mail on his phone about a sexual misconduct incident that happened on campus today. It is rather disturbing, but honestly I couldn't stop laughing...mostly because of the detail that the e-mail went into... oh and it is crazy that this happened at 3:05 pm, in the MIDDLE of the afternoon... here is the e-mail.

Sexual Misconduct Investigation

On Tuesday April 27, 2010 at 5:00 pm the University of MO-St. Louis Police Department received a call for a sexual misconduct 1st Degree. The incident occurred at approximately 3:05 pm at the public computers located on the first floor of the Millennium Student Center. The victim reported that the suspect sat in a chair directly behind her, and as she was using the computer she felt something touch the lower portion of her back. The victim indicated that when she turned to see what he was doing she noticed that the suspect was breathing heavily had his penis out through his unzipped pants and was rubbing it on her back. When she turned around, the suspect immediately ran from the area and up the escalator. The victim also immediately got up and left the area. The victim called her roommate before calling the police.

Until Next Time...